May 2013
i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it
piercelopez:
there are two types of crushes:
1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”
2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me
there is no in between
avatar-addiction:
nicotineenema:
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
sing-to-me-darling:
thatgwenchick:
marlin-the-fish:
bondoge:
poopatato:
bondoge:
deerpong:
franksroofing:
bondoge:
DEBBIE JUST HIT THE WALL
SHE NEVER HAD IT ALL
ONE PROZAC A DAY
HUSBANDS A CPA
HER DREAMS WENT OUT THE DOOR
WHEN SHE TURNED 24
ONLY BEEN WITH ONE MAN
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER PLAN
SHE WAS GONNA BE AN ACTRESS
jpgay:
me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto
theanti90smovement:
sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying
sansaofhousestark:
arianne—martell:
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
kapooyah:
bellabracha:
what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
croutoncat:
i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
cokeflow:
when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god
